Super Candy Labs
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Program SC-01Status CalibratingBatch 01 Est. 2027

Candy, engineered from your tongue.

Super Candy Labs is using AI to build the world’s greatest candy bar. Scan your tongue, get your taste profile and the candies you’ll love, and see if you qualify for Preview Model #01. About 4 in 5 palates do.

Read the research
90 seconds · Phone or laptop · Analyzed on your device
Super Candy Preview Model #01, a white wrapped bar with a pink spine and a window of neon taffy
Specimen SC-01Preview
Beam 532nmFocal 38.4mmGain 1.82×Temp 21.6°C
Fig. 01 — Preview Model #01, Batch 01Render
§00The filmSCL-FLM-001
Fig. 00 — Tongue CheckSound on
§01ProgramSCL-PRG-001

We’re not guessing what you’ll love. We’re measuring it.

Every tongue is different. We scan yours, map it to six flavor axes, and match it against the candy our model designed. If you’re compatible, you’re in the first batch.

2Tongues scanned
03Invites per subject
06Flavor axes
§02ProtocolSCL-SOP-002

Five steps. Ninety seconds. One candy bar that doesn’t exist yet.

Get nominatedNominate a friendScan your tongueGet your report and matchesQualify and reserve
  1. P-00 · Referral

    Get nominated

    The lab is invite only. Someone already scanned sends you a vial — a personal referral link.

  2. P-01 · Control

    Nominate a friend

    Every scan needs a comparison palate. Send one of your three vials and the scanner unlocks.

  3. P-02 · Scan

    Scan your tongue

    Ten seconds in front of your phone or laptop camera, analyzed on your device. Adults’ scan photos go into our private research dataset.

  4. P-03 · Profile

    Get your report and matches

    Your archetype, six-axis flavor map, and the real candies your palate should try. A few quick taps sharpen the matches.

  5. P-04 · Reserve

    Qualify and reserve

    About 4 in 5 palates qualify for Preview Model #01. Reserve for $20, credited to the bar and refundable until it ships.

§03SpecimenSC-01 · REV 04

Preview Model #01

Six layers, engineered for the most common high-compatibility palates in our data. Scroll to take it apart.

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Fig. 02 — Exploded viewSeparation 000%
  • 1Crackle shellCaramelized sugar glass
  • 2Blue-raz taffyLong-pull, high chew
  • 3Sour lime taffyMalic + citric acid
  • 4Wild berry taffyThe sweet anchor
  • 5Tangy cream coatYogurt-style tang
  • 6Neon sprinkle arrayVisual crunch
Preview Model #01 snapped in half, showing blue, lime and pink taffy over an amber crackle shell
Fig. 03 — Cross-section, taffy pull testRender
§04Field images
Fig. 04 — Specimen case
Fig. 04 — Specimen caseLab
Fig. 05 — In hand
Fig. 05 — In handField
Fig. 06 — Counter display
Fig. 06 — Counter displayRetail
§05Taste profileSCL-TP-005

Six archetypes. One of them is you.

Sugar Voltage

Your scan becomes a lab report: taster class, papillae index, six flavor axes, and a topographic tongue print generated just for you. Made to be shared — and every share carries your invite link.

Fig. 07 — Tongue printGenerated · not a photo
Six people sticking their tongues out, each locked in a scanner reticle
Fig. 08 — Subjects, calibration setRender
§06ResearchSCL-TR-001

We read the science. Then we made candy out of it.

  1. 01Labs now count taste papillae on tongue photos with neural networks. [8–10]
  2. 02Sweet, bitter and umami each run on their own receptors — and sensitivity varies by person. [1–4]
  3. 03Whether bump count predicts taste is genuinely unsettled. We say so. [5, 6, 9]
Technical report · SCL-TR-001 · 16 referencesLingual Phenotyping for Personalized Confection DesignWhat real taste science says, what our scan does — and what it doesn’t.Read the paper →
§07ReservationBATCH 01
A person sticking their tongue out at a phone running the Super Candy scanner

Reserve the first bar. If your tongue qualifies.

Price$20, one time
Credit100% toward your bar
RefundAny time before it ships
Batch 01Numbered bars · estimated to ship in 2027
Eligibility70%+ compatibility with Preview Model #01
§08 · Access

Does your tongue qualify?

I have a code
Invite only · Batch 01 · Est. 2027